- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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