- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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