What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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