If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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