- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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