Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

A sober Irish individual.

roak

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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