- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Trump will make America great again.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

I have read the terms and conditions

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

sky's sty

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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