Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Neither have I

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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