- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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