- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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