- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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