A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Anyone can post anything.

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Praise Paisley

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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