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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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