- Anti Joke

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

96 I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Two planes walk into an office building

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.