"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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