A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

eh

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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