- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What is 9+10? 19

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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