- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Dwarf Shortage

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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