- Anti Joke

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Katy Perry

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Women's rights.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies