- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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