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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

How high is the sky? True or False

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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