- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

I have a really funny joke.

Neither did she.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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