- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

The child was fired from his job.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Justin with a hat.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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