- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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