- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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