What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Fox News

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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these are shit

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Face...the other white meat!

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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