- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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