- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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