Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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