- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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