- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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