Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Asians.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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GOODBYE

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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