- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

FUS RO DAH!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

all your base are belong to mark

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

what's up? my penis.

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