what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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