How about that airline food?

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

A sober Irish individual.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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