- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Mooses

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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