- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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