Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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