- Anti Joke

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

sucks Syntax...

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo