Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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