There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Maths.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

KILL WHITEY

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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