- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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