What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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A young baby died.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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