- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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