Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Take part of what?

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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