When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Take wrong turns

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Homo say what?

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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