Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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XD Jackass.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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