- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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