- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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