Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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