What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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