- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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