- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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