- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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