- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What do you say to a rock? Meow

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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