Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Get up Look in the mirror

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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