- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

A woman walks into a bar.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

this website is a bad joke

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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