Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What? Huh?

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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