- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What did the snake say to the rat?

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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