what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Cripples are lame.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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