- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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