- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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