- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Yo Mama just died.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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