- Anti Joke

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

How old are you? 7

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?