- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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