Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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your mom is so fat.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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