- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

i like it in the mouth

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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