I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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