Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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