- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Whats 1+1? The answer!

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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