- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

how do you win a game try your best

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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